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Critique of Pure Writing Genius

06 Saturday Jul 2013

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Calvino, Ghost, Invisible Cities, Italo Calvino, Joseph Campbell, Michel David, Religion and Spirituality, Tarot, Thomas Aquinas

English: An original card from the tarot deck ...

English: An original card from the tarot deck of Jean Dodal of Lyon, a classic “Marseilles” deck. The deck dates from 1701-1715. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Sic. You know i am into catchy phrases, but there is something else… It’s that a genius  is presumably so exceptional and so out of ordinary, that it’s beyond critique – and often – even beyond the comprehension of us, the mortals.

Let alone that no one really knows what’s genius (except that we all agree Da Vinci, Einstein and Tesla were that ), sometimes being genius in one field obviously doesn’t mean the individual in question can transplant that geniousness  onto something else – or – better to say, on anything else.

If you wonder what got me into this flow of thought – it’s that i am reading Italo Calvino’s Tarot inspired book – The Castle of Crossed Destinies… Meh. I’ve been hunting it for years and only this time in Moscow i bumped into a forgotten (and damaged) copy laying somewhere at the sides of a big, flashy bookstore in my neighborhood.

Not sure why i thought Calvino’s would be any different than Pavic’s – or of any other good (or even great) writer who thought his genius writing style sufficed to bite into something as complex and as mystical as Tarot is. You see, it’s not enough. It takes way more than being good (or even great) with words to write about Tarot – given that in your writings you aspire to any depth and any subtext.

I loved Calvino’s others books, he’s simply a great writer. The beginning of the Castle sounded promising – again, at first it’s the master storytelling that gets you… But what it comes down to?

It seems what Calvino did is the following – he shuffled and pulled the cards randomly and than wrote whatever association came to his (rich) imagination.

Which is good, and every single serious Tarotist did it – as a learning exercise. That’s what you do, when you are just starting to learn reading Tarot de Marseilles; you pull the cards randomly, arrange them in a line, pay attention to the body language of the figures depicted – and tell the story.

If you are somewhat gifted for writing and more so if you were diligent in your high school history classes – you’ll end up with a good story and most probably – with a great story.

Then you learn to read the Tarot as cartomancers do… and a whole new paradigm, a whole ‘brave new world’ opens up for you.

That space, the discourse between you and the cards – it’s sacred and i won’t pollute your experience by retelling mine, but whomever did it – knows it’s deep and overwhelming and mind blowing… Oftentimes it’s beyond verbalization, but when peeps who were brave enough and nerdy enough to let the Tarot paradigm infuse their minds, those who were opened enough (and mad enough) to live the Tarot experience… when they start putting those into words, in their very words – and often  in between them, you feel the Light, or that which we normally name ‘geniusness’.

I am not saying Calvino’s book is not good – it is of course, but not more than that – and somehow i did expect more.

The thing is that many great minds – such as Joseph Campbell, who co-authored a book on Tarot ( “Tarot Revelations”, Joseph Campbell and Richard Roberts)- in their work touched on Tarot and left it at that…

Sad, because one can’t but think – what if… What if those great minds really spent prolonged periods of time with their decks, without presuming that they can put it to some use, as it is?

Mary Greer writes on Jung and Tarot. I claim Mary to be genius – and here is why: i’ve studied from her books and i’ve been reading her posts on certain Tarot forum and in several facebook groups, see – firstly she has an out-of-ordinary capacity to learn, digest and deconstruct enormous quantities of both scientific data and mystical texts; she found the proverbial middle way – not being a slave to facts, but not falling into mishy-mashy pseudo-scientific discourse to which many of esoteric authors are inclined. You see – to achieve that balance when working with the occult – is genius. Also, Mary is movingly honest in her search – and from Socrates onwards all great minds were such. See, that – the honesty in one’s search for truth – is the main reason that Thomas Aquinas by most in academia is not even considered to be a philosopher; the thing with him is that he ‘knew’ the truth and by various means is manipulating you into his believes and views… that’s dogma, not philosophy, no matter how skillful the orator.

So, for myself, when defining a genius i follow the notorious ‘i know it when i see it’ – and it is so; we all have this or that author to whom we are partial, but we mostly agree on who among them is genius.

Calvino’s writing style is genius, it’s a gift and when you read his work, even in a dreaded translation, you feel it, you feel that 1% of something, that can’t be put into words and which can’t be achieved with the proverbial 99% of sweating. Calvino has it in his words, my pet peeve is that he thought it sufficed to write on Tarot.

Once again, his is a good book – and even  a great one, if you don’t have a clue about Tarot; the thing is that equally well written texts you can find on aeclectic.net if you go to the Tarot de Marseilles subforum and dig out some older threads there… You know what? You’ll find way better written texts there – because the peeps who authored them – Le Fanu of the Curious Cabinet, Paul Nagy, Enrique Enriques , Jean- Michel David and others with great gift for words wrote those – and that’s after having spent years and decades with the cards.

Tarot-wise, i grew up on that forum, so while reading Calvino’s book, i can’t stop myself from thinking: Italo, my man, you should have tried harder…

“Arriving at each new city, the traveler finds again a past of his that he did not know he had: the foreignness of what you no longer are or no longer possess lies in wait for you in foreign, unpossessed places.” 
― Italo Calvino, Invisible Cities

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The Way of the Failed Tarot Reader

06 Monday Feb 2012

Posted by moderndayruth in Satire, Tarot

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Cartomancy, Divination, Divinatory esoteric and occult tarot, Elle MacPherson, Ghost, Playing card, Religion & Spirituality, Satire, Tarot, Tarot reader, Whoopi Goldberg

FabioI feel disappointed  – and i am sure that you do too. All this books …

Become a good Tarot reader overnight – while sleeping on a train!

Learn Major Arcanum while running on a  treadmill! 

Become a psychic Tarot reader while waiting the washing machine to finish!

Etc.

But what about those of us who choose to serve the humanity as a warning ? Where do we get Know How?

Written sources are scarce, and all the adepts who  belong ‘The Secret Order of the Failed Readers’ have taken the vow of silence…

But here the story of the discovery of the best kept secret  – the secret of  the Failed Tarot Reader – gets an unexpected turn!

You see, i am a member of booksthatfellirrevocablyintooblivion.org and a few days ago i got an announcement they sent to all their members…

The content of the announcement was the following: ‘The Book of Failed Reader’ has been anonymously emailed into our site. After reading it, we have found emailing all our members to be of utmost importance and forwarding the instructions on how to download the book from an offshore server – a matter of immediate urgency.

Here is a quote from the introduction.

The age of secret is over. This book contains no hidden layers of interpretations, everything is written in plain English, in simple words.

The Way of the Failed Tarot Reader

Golden Rules of becoming a Failed Tarot Reader in a blink of an eye:

1. Never charge for readings. Do not accept any kind of favor or service in return for readings. In that way, you will immediately attract numerous clients.

2. Start by putting down every single reader you ever heard of. Badmouthing is the best medicine. They would never realize how different you are if you don’t make derogatory and malicious allegations, particularly about known and respected Tarot Readers.

Use your facebook wall , twitter and just about any other social network you can to do so.

3. Always use a deck you’ve never seen before for public readings.

When you pull the cards – you should look as surprised as possible on what they could possibly mean.

Always have handy numerous books and do not hesitate to read numerous contradicting meanings from them.

4. Memorize by heart the traditional meanings and do not ever surrender to the heretic thought that the cards could mean anything else. Ever.

5. You must impose your will on the sitter; the latter needs to be summoned and tamed by you – never let them open their mouth, protest, question anything you are said – or God forbid – say that the reading doesn’t resonate with them.

Alas, if the impossible has happened already – immediately resort to performing ceremonial banishing ritual, while chanting in a dead language of your choice. That shall teach them.

6. Candles. Your goal is to sell as many as possible to your sitter. Their price can never be high enough. Start at 400$ per candle.

Promise to return the lost lover, find a job, cast/remove black and/or white magic (or any other color of the spectrum)  – anything that boosts the sells of the candles.

7. Without looking at the cards,  guess what your sitter wants to hear and start from there. Always tell the sitter exclusively what they want to hear.

8. Claim infallibility – repeatedly and assertively. You can’t be wrong. Cards can be wrong, but not you.

9. If doing an online reading – remember that your primary skill is typing. Type as much as possible. Detailed description of the cards is a must, including the borders and the back of the cards. Actually, the best readings consist exclusively of card descriptions and attached lists of traditional meanings.

Write at least 1000 words on the background of every single card and additional 500 on the colors used, artwork and physical appearance of the figures depicted on it. Describe meticulously the bag in which you keep the cards – the material, prints, beadwork – all of it.

The meanings should be listed in the following way:

abundance and domestic happiness / domestic problems, financial difficulties

love/ lack of affection

emotional maturity/ immaturity

spiritual guidance/ poor councel

etc.

Include at least 78 pairs of meanings for every card – but do not expand on them.

10. Don’t forget to attribute your deck of cards with as many super-natural powers as possible; give spoken or written account of demonic possession, teleportation , ectoplasm  and all other paranormal activities in which the deck engages against your will – whatever  you believe to be alien to and intimidating for your sitter, as it lies outside the range of their usual experience.

While narrating these – keep rolling your eyes, making weird little noises and shaking various parts of your body uncontrollably. Think of Whoopi Goldberg’s  character – Oda Mae Brown from movie “the Ghost”.

And last but not the least – PUBLICIZE, PUBLICIZE, PUBLICIZE!

Everyone wants to be famous, and your sitter in the first place! They wouldn’t have come to you had they wanted to remain anonymous!

Write down as many intimate details of their reading as possible and post them all over internet with name, age and location of your sitter included so there can’t be any confusion about whom it is!

Make sure that your sitter learns about the efforts you are making – as they will certainly appreciate them!

Of course, normally, i wouldn’t believe something I read on the Internet, but… please check this out for yourself, since it is free: http://www.thefailedreader.com/

Copyright © 2012  Lena Ruth Stefanovic
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caption text: “In our dreams, Elle MacPherson has no cellulite and Fabio never has a bad hair day. It’s better that way.”  – Melanie Bacon; image of 7 of Cups (Fabio) stolen from her website: http://www.hollywoodtarot.com/

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